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A Zon Google

5 months ago

The food is amazing, the beed patty can be a little thicker but its okay for the price. The burger was delicious. The truck is in a gas station parking lot so unless you want to eat in your car or drive back home, would rather order delivery as there is not much space to sit closeby.

Josh Hasnesson Google

5 months ago

Well this spot may have just jumped to the top of my best smash burger in Houston list. It’s was certainly the best bun I’ve had, a very soft potato bun. The fomo sauce has the perfect amount of garlic flavor. The patties were smashed perfectly and got that awesome crust on the sides. The onions were charred ever so slightly and the added pickles were high quality. The fries were crispy and well seasoned and hit with a few herbs. I will be coming back for sure!

Shium Rahmanon Google

10 months ago

We went back to this location after couple years and I’m happy to report that the quality and taste of the burgers are still good and worth driving this far. We had a couple different burgers and the monster fries. Serving size is good considering the current prices. The service can be a bit faster but it was one person working in there so I’ll let it slide. I’d recommend.

Dedrick Williamson Google

4 months ago

I just moved to the area so I decided to give this place a try. These burgers are official. One of the best I’ve had in Houston. I’ll definitely be a regular here.

Frank Underwoodon Google

9 months ago

I ordered from Crypto Burger at 5800 Almeda Rd through Uber Eats, and this place managed to piss me off on every possible level. They advertise a Buy-1-Get-1-Free deal like they’re doing some big heroic act, but the real scam is what they actually serve. The menu clearly said double patty — you know, TWO patties — but these clowns handed me ONE sad, pathetic, paper-thin patty that looked like it was ironed flat. Calling it a “patty” is generous; it was practically a meat post-it note. If you're going to screw up the order, at least screw it up with something that resembles food. It’s false advertising, plain and simple. They promise double, serve half, and act like no one will notice. Absolute joke of a restaurant. And Uber support? Completely worthless. I spent HOURS going back and forth, and they still couldn’t be bothered to offer even a tiny refund or a pity coupon. Just useless scripted lines and zero actual help. Total waste of time. Crypto Burger scammed me, Uber backed them up with their legendary nothingness, and the entire experience was a masterclass in disappointment. Never touching this place again.